Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Respect your horses
Many horse owners don't show ther animals respect. No other animals can have names like horses. Just take look on this list found the internet:
Latest Horse Name News:
- Chosen by Asker
- GiveMeMoreMoney
- Gotta Pee
- Hoof Hearted
- Horsing Around
- LookBehindYou
- Onewaytickettothegluefactory
- Really Fast Horse
- Scott Mills
- Shergars missing foot
- Shouldabeenaclown
- Showemtheway
- Take A Wiz
- Ucandoit
Treating a talking parrot that has a bad vocabulary
Talking parrot |
Olle has still not taken back his parrot Polly.
Barbara think it is only right that she now keeps Polly as her own but she has to get Polly a better vocabulary.
Polly's favorite expression is currently:
-Hi baby, what's under your panties?
Chicken is best supporting actress
Mavis and Boris in training |
Boris is a good actor, but he has a memory problem which means that he must train a lot more than his colleagues to cope with the dialogues in a play.
None of his colleagues is in the mood to put up all time that Boris requires for his rehearsals.
But Boris has fixed his own solution.
He trains at home with proud chicken Mavis as a counterpart.
Read the latest news about actor's training
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the starting blocks
Here they are, not yet in the starting blocks, but very soon: the reindeers to carry Christmas gifts to children all over the world. And in just 24 hours! Well, some countries get a head starting late on Christmas Eve, so it will be about 36 hours then.
Now the line-up:
- Dasher
- Dancer
- Prancer
- Vixen
- Comet
- Cupid
- Donner
- Blitzen
- the head that lights up in the darkness, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
The ugly duckling
Old mother goose had 7 goslings. The pike took three of her kids. The heron took two and the herring gull took the sixth litle gosling. Now Benjamin is her only gosling that is left. She tells Benjamin the story about the "ugly duckling" that finally turned out to be a most beatiful swan.
- You are my "ugly gosling" that nobody will have for food and finally you will grow up to be the most handsome goose male in the world!
- You are my "ugly gosling" that nobody will have for food and finally you will grow up to be the most handsome goose male in the world!
Finch-duck
That is an odd beak for that sort of bird. It reminds me of someone else. Yeah, this bird is some kind of crossbreed between a finch and Donald Duck. But it looks much nicer than Donald. Not at all that violent temper, more like a nice guy. I think I'll use this pic as a background for my iPhone.
Duck-finch....
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