Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts

I want to be the princess kissing frogs

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you could be any character in fiction whom would you be?

JOANNA:   I never thought of that. Maybe a princess or something...

- O yes, I'll be that princess kissing frogs to find the transformed prince!


She makes a lot of people laugh

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are


IRENE:   I don't think anyone else laughs as much as I do, and I  make a lot of other people laugh too.

- When people finished their laughing, they usually say I'm weird. So let's say I'm wierd 4.


I have to go to sleep before Arthur starts snoring.

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
Are you a morning person or an evening person?

ANIKA:  I'm an evening peron. I just love to stay up as long as possible.

- But my husband Arthur is snoring so I have to go to sleep before he starts snoring. That forces me to be a morning person!!!


I think it had something to do with hormones

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are?


ANN:  Our teacher went crazy the other day and called us all weird.

-Why?  - Well, I think it had something to do with hormones. Anyway she would have put us all highest on that scale. 10!


Dogs poop makes me angry

Caricature by ArtMagenta.com about dogs poop
Street Survey
What makes you really angry?
- When our dog Bernie pees on the carpet it makes me sad, but when he poops on the carpet then I am pissed!

- So that's my answer. Dogs poop makes me angry!


Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I would have a Siberian cat and I would call it Tigger.

- I've heard that Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers.


We should have bought a real pig instead of a guinea pig

Caricature by ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I bought a guinea pig to Charlotte, but after just one week she got tired of it.

- We should have bought a real pig instead - a miniature pig. It could have the same name as the guinea pig: Bubba.


...and they could all be named Snoopy

Thelma wants pets - by ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I would like to have a rabbit, a pheasant, a squirrel, a horse,a goat and of course a cow.

- And they could all be named Snoopy.



A relative to the canary Elvis was eaten by a crocodile


Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

SANDRA:  I don'tlike animals. I had an uncle who was eaten by a crocodile!

Maybe I could accept a canary. They sing and don't bite. I would call him Elvis.

Dripping water taps drives me crazy

Caricature by ArtMagenta
Street Survey
What makes you really angry?

SEAN: Water is a valuable resource and when people do not turn off taps tightly but leave them to drop, then I get thoroughly pissed off.


Pilots fall asleep during flight

Sleeping pilots is a cartoon by digital artist and illustrator Artmagenta
A survey shows that pilots often fall asleep during flight


Street Survey
Are you a night owl or an early bird?

HENRY: That is a diffucult question for us pilots. I would say, that is more a question of altitudes.

When the plane is more than 25,000 feet above sea level I always fall asleep, but once we go below 25,000 feet I automatically wake up. The sleep / wakeup altitude can vary from pilot to pilot.

And I can guarantee that it is absolutely safe. There's no way that I accidently can access any of the instruments during my sleep.


The feeling of admiration is my driving force


Street Survey
What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?

MARION: I would like to be an airline captain.

Not that I like to fly, but for the feeling of admiration every time when you get into the cockpit in front of all the passengers



Harry was 21 and I guess his car was the same age

Caricature by ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

CHRISTINA: Harry had the most beautifull car of all the boys a knew. Harry was 21 and I guess the car was the same age. But what a beauty!

HARRY: I always thought that I was the beauty...



I roll up my sleeves and hit him hard

Portrait caricature by ArtMgenta
Street Survey
What makes you really angry?

BRITT: My ex-boyfriend left me for my best friend, if Mike, my new boyfriend, even looks at another girl then I will roll upp my sleeves and knock him in his head!

He danced into my life and has never since danced out.

Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

MELANIE:   Anthony is a ballet dancer and he is always dancing. One day he danced into my life and he has never since danced out.


It can take hard work to be lazy

Lazy Lizy, caricature by ArtMagenta
Liza, 34, is an author. She has given birth to 4 novels and 3 children and is currently single.

Street Survey
Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?

LIZA:  I was brought up to be a hardworking person. And so I am.

But - that does not work when I'm writing. I have got to have a lazy style to get the writing to flow. And to be that lazy is really a hard work for me.

When I am sucessful my friends call me Lazy-Liza.



That's an early bird by force

Cecilia is hard asleep every morning
when her cuckoo clock alarms
Cecilia 22, has a lot of alarm clocks


Street Survey
Are you a night owl or an early bird?

CECILIA: I've got five alarm clocks running with five minutes delay. The first one goes off at 6 o’clock in the morning.
The last one goes of when I am sitting in my car driving to job, just to make sure I don’t fall asleep on the road.

No, I’m not an early bird by habit but by force.

If you are announcing something that is negative, do it in a positive way

Be positive is a caricature drawing by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
If you are announcing something that is negative,
do it in a positive way




YES! We have no bananas today!



Fiddling while Rome burns

Fiddling while Rome burns is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Claudia is playing the lyre for Nero
It's said that roman emperor Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome burned during the great fire in AD 64.

Firstly, there was no such instrument as the fiddle (violin) in first century Rome. If Nero played anything during the Rome fire, it was probably the lyre.

Secondly, Nero problably didn't play by himself. He had beautiful lady slaves that played for him.

Who can be charmed by a farting machine

A farting machine is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Benny is trying to please his teacher
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Do you like your teacher?

BENNY:   Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!

I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.

Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.

She's probably no sense of humor.