Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts

Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I would have a Siberian cat and I would call it Tigger.

- I've heard that Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers.


We should have bought a real pig instead of a guinea pig

Caricature by ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I bought a guinea pig to Charlotte, but after just one week she got tired of it.

- We should have bought a real pig instead - a miniature pig. It could have the same name as the guinea pig: Bubba.


...and they could all be named Snoopy

Thelma wants pets - by ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I would like to have a rabbit, a pheasant, a squirrel, a horse,a goat and of course a cow.

- And they could all be named Snoopy.



A relative to the canary Elvis was eaten by a crocodile


Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

SANDRA:  I don'tlike animals. I had an uncle who was eaten by a crocodile!

Maybe I could accept a canary. They sing and don't bite. I would call him Elvis.

Dripping water taps drives me crazy

Caricature by ArtMagenta
Street Survey
What makes you really angry?

SEAN: Water is a valuable resource and when people do not turn off taps tightly but leave them to drop, then I get thoroughly pissed off.


Pilots fall asleep during flight

Sleeping pilots is a cartoon by digital artist and illustrator Artmagenta
A survey shows that pilots often fall asleep during flight


Street Survey
Are you a night owl or an early bird?

HENRY: That is a diffucult question for us pilots. I would say, that is more a question of altitudes.

When the plane is more than 25,000 feet above sea level I always fall asleep, but once we go below 25,000 feet I automatically wake up. The sleep / wakeup altitude can vary from pilot to pilot.

And I can guarantee that it is absolutely safe. There's no way that I accidently can access any of the instruments during my sleep.


The feeling of admiration is my driving force


Street Survey
What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?

MARION: I would like to be an airline captain.

Not that I like to fly, but for the feeling of admiration every time when you get into the cockpit in front of all the passengers



Harry was 21 and I guess his car was the same age

Caricature by ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

CHRISTINA: Harry had the most beautifull car of all the boys a knew. Harry was 21 and I guess the car was the same age. But what a beauty!

HARRY: I always thought that I was the beauty...



I roll up my sleeves and hit him hard

Portrait caricature by ArtMgenta
Street Survey
What makes you really angry?

BRITT: My ex-boyfriend left me for my best friend, if Mike, my new boyfriend, even looks at another girl then I will roll upp my sleeves and knock him in his head!

He danced into my life and has never since danced out.

Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

MELANIE:   Anthony is a ballet dancer and he is always dancing. One day he danced into my life and he has never since danced out.


It can take hard work to be lazy

Lazy Lizy, caricature by ArtMagenta
Liza, 34, is an author. She has given birth to 4 novels and 3 children and is currently single.

Street Survey
Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?

LIZA:  I was brought up to be a hardworking person. And so I am.

But - that does not work when I'm writing. I have got to have a lazy style to get the writing to flow. And to be that lazy is really a hard work for me.

When I am sucessful my friends call me Lazy-Liza.



That's an early bird by force

Cecilia is hard asleep every morning
when her cuckoo clock alarms
Cecilia 22, has a lot of alarm clocks


Street Survey
Are you a night owl or an early bird?

CECILIA: I've got five alarm clocks running with five minutes delay. The first one goes off at 6 o’clock in the morning.
The last one goes of when I am sitting in my car driving to job, just to make sure I don’t fall asleep on the road.

No, I’m not an early bird by habit but by force.

If you are announcing something that is negative, do it in a positive way

Be positive is a caricature drawing by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
If you are announcing something that is negative,
do it in a positive way




YES! We have no bananas today!



Fiddling while Rome burns

Fiddling while Rome burns is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Claudia is playing the lyre for Nero
It's said that roman emperor Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome burned during the great fire in AD 64.

Firstly, there was no such instrument as the fiddle (violin) in first century Rome. If Nero played anything during the Rome fire, it was probably the lyre.

Secondly, Nero problably didn't play by himself. He had beautiful lady slaves that played for him.

Who can be charmed by a farting machine

A farting machine is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Benny is trying to please his teacher
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Do you like your teacher?

BENNY:   Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!

I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.

Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.

She's probably no sense of humor.

Cute cats

Loving cats is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Cat love
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
You are a couple. How did you meet?

JOHNNY THE CAT:  Missy just hit me in the backyard yesterday and hasn't left me alone since...



The nurse and the fisherman

The nurse and the fisherman is a caricature by artist Artmagenta
Gerald and Jessica is a couple by accident
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
You are a couple. How did you meet?


I am a fisherman and one day at sea I discovered a wrecked surfers. It was Jessica who floated out to sea on a broken surfboard. I saved her from drowning.

It turned out that Jessica is a nurse and as thanks for saving her life, she now takes care of me 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
We might as well get married, and so we did.

What is the gossip about today?

Gossip in the cafe is a caricature by Artmagenta
Esther and her friend Jenifer outside the cafe


Street Survey
What is your favorite activity?

ESTHER: My most preferred acitivity in my everyday life is sitting in a cafe with my best friend and just gossip. Hour after hour.

We meet every Saturday afternoon to gossip and it gives us strength to work for the next week. If the weather is fine we sit outside else inside the cafe.

How to make a hole in one and get disappointed

Hole in one, a cartoon by Artmagenta.
A hole in one that makes you angry


Street Survey
What makes you really angry?

VERONICA:  I play a lot of golf. It's mostly a social activity, you do it together with other people, but sometimes you play on your own.

The other day I was playing on my own and on hole 12 it suddenly happend. For twenty years I've been hoping for making a hole in one. And here it was, my first hole in one!

And nobody was there to watch it. Who will beleive me?

This really makes me angry!


Hitting golf balls is not our game

Golf is a social game. A cartoon by Artmagenta.
Betina and Caroline
are confused 


Street Survey
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?

BETINA:  I'm an early bird and I live very close to a golf course, in fact our house is ON the golf course, so naturally the first thing I do every morning is go and play golf.

I mostly play with my neighbour and friend Caroline.

The other day, on the 15th hole, we suddenly found a golf ball on the fairway. The first golf ball we saw that morning. We thought about playing it, but finally decided not to. Hitting golf balls is not our game.

Golf certainly is about being social.