A painted smile [people]

Belinda, that's a wolf grin - not a smile!

Do you like to mingle with strangers?

BELINDA:  Yeah, that's my hobby, I just love it.
Even if I don't know anyone, I walk into the room with a smile like I know at least half the people there.

And like a hunting wolf I throw myself into every discussion, control it and make myself heard.

When I think about it, I don't remember ever being invited to a party where I know people...

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Going shoping [people]

Anna and her friends on  a shopping tour

How many times per day do you text from your phone?

ANNA: Usually I don't text more then trhee or four times a day, but when I go shopping I must textText meesages and shopping about each item I buy.

On shopping days my phone really goes hot!

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When are you considered to be old?

Marie is still young

When are you considered to be old?


MARIE:  I have always been considered old by my two younger brothers.
I personally feel that anyone over 25 is old as shit. I see no major difference between people who are 35 or 85!

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...and they could all be named Snoopy

If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I would like to have a rabbit, a pheasant, a squirrel, a horse,a goat and of course a cow.

- And they could all be named Snoopy.

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A relative to the canary Elvis was eaten by a crocodile

If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

SANDRA:  I don'tlike animals. I had an uncle who was eaten by a crocodile!

Maybe I could accept a canary. They sing and don't bite. I would call him Elvis.

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Dripping water taps drives me crazy

What makes you really angry?

SEAN: Water is a valuable resource and when people do not turn off taps tightly but leave them to drop, then I get thoroughly pissed off.

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The feeling of admiration is my driving force

What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?

MARION: I would like to be an airline captain.

Not that I like to fly, but for the feeling of admiration every time when you get into the cockpit in front of all the passengers

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Harry was 21 and I guess his car was the same age

You are a couple. How did you meet?

CHRISTINA: Harry had the most beautifull car of all the boys a knew. Harry was 21 and I guess the car was the same age. But what a beauty!

HARRY: I always thought that I was the beauty...

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I roll up my sleeves and hit him hard

What makes you really angry?

BRITT: My ex-boyfriend left me for my best friend, if Mike, my new boyfriend, even looks at another girl then I will roll upp my sleeves and knock him in his head!

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He danced into my life and has never since danced out.

You are a couple. How did you meet?

MELANIE:   Anthony is a ballet dancer and he is always dancing. One day he danced into my life and he has never since danced out.

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It can take hard work to be lazy

Liza, 34, is an author. She has given birth to 4 novels and 3 children and is currently single.

Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?

LIZA:  I was brought up to be a hardworking person. And so I am.

But - that does not work when I'm writing. I have got to have a lazy style to get the writing to flow. And to be that lazy is really a hard work for me.

When I am sucessful my friends call me Lazy-Liza.

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That's an early bird by force

Cecilia is hard asleep every morning
when her cuckoo clock alarms

Cecilia 22, has a lot of alarm clocks

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Are you a night owl or an early bird?

CECILIA: I've got five alarm clocks running with five minutes delay. The first one goes off at 6 o’clock in the morning.
The last one goes of when I am sitting in my car driving to job, just to make sure I don’t fall asleep on the road.

No, I’m not an early bird by habit but by force.

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If you are announcing something that is negative, do it in a positive way

If you are announcing something that is negative,
do it in a positive way

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YES! We have no bananas today!

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Fiddling while Rome burns

Claudia is playing the lyre for Nero

It's said that roman emperor Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome burned during the great fire in AD 64.

Firstly, there was no such instrument as the fiddle (violin) in first century Rome. If Nero played anything during the Rome fire, it was probably the lyre.

Secondly, Nero problably didn't play by himself. He had beautiful lady slaves that played for him.

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Who can be charmed by a farting machine

Benny is trying to please his teacher

Do you like your teacher?

BENNY:   Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!

I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.

Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.

She's probably no sense of humor.

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Cute cats

Cat love

You are a couple. How did you meet?

JOHNNY THE CAT:  Missy just hit me in the backyard yesterday and hasn't left me alone since...

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The nurse and the fisherman

Gerald and Jessica is a couple by accident

You are a couple. How did you meet?


I am a fisherman and one day at sea I discovered a wrecked surfers. It was Jessica who floated out to sea on a broken surfboard. I saved her from drowning.

It turned out that Jessica is a nurse and as thanks for saving her life, she now takes care of me 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
We might as well get married, and so we did.

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What is the gossip about today?

Esther and her friend Jenifer outside the cafe

What is your favorite activity?

ESTHER: My most preferred acitivity in my everyday life is sitting in a cafe with my best friend and just gossip. Hour after hour.

We meet every Saturday afternoon to gossip and it gives us strength to work for the next week. If the weather is fine we sit outside else inside the cafe.

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How to make a hole in one and get disappointed

A hole in one that makes you angry

What makes you really angry?

VERONICA:  I play a lot of golf. It's mostly a social activity, you do it together with other people, but sometimes you play on your own.

The other day I was playing on my own and on hole 12 it suddenly happend. For twenty years I've been hoping for making a hole in one. And here it was, my first hole in one!

And nobody was there to watch it. Who will beleive me?

This really makes me angry!

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Hitting golf balls is not our game

Betina and Caroline
are confused 

What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?

BETINA:  I'm an early bird and I live very close to a golf course, in fact our house is ON the golf course, so naturally the first thing I do every morning is go and play golf.

I mostly play with my neighbour and friend Caroline.

The other day, on the 15th hole, we suddenly found a golf ball on the fairway. The first golf ball we saw that morning. We thought about playing it, but finally decided not to. Hitting golf balls is not our game.

Golf certainly is about being social.

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