Party Bird

A party bird

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One cod doesn't weigh a ton

There is a crisis in the cod fishery. Today fishermen Bent only caught one cod.

 It should be measured in tons!

Cars on wheels

The oldest known use of the wheel is currently considered as the pottery's wheel around 3500 BC in the area around Mesopotamia. Wagon Wheels was also invented independently in China around 2500 BC. Also Incas and other western societies designed mechanisms alike wheels. We have found children's toys containing wheels as constructions, and these dates back to 1500 BC.

Used in the sense of self-propelled land vehicles, cars has been around since the 1800s, but the car's breakthrough as a social phenomenon first came during the 1900s.

The first cars were too expensive and maintenance intensive for the car to be generally accepted. With the mass production on an assembly line that started in 1913 by the Model T,  the American Henry Ford made the car to everybody's heritage.

Sorry but this is all that remains of my breakfast bun

A disappointed duckling

Both male and female carry antlers

Scandinavian reindeer 

When are you considered to be old?

Marie is still young

When are you considered to be old?


MARIE:  I have always been considered old by my two younger brothers.
I personally feel that anyone over 25 is old as shit. I see no major difference between people who are 35 or 85!

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Snapshot from a lunch restaurant

People around are breaking up, but the three girlfriends
 have ten minutes more to enjoy lunch

That's just a fish story

Angy fish

The fish in the wooden bucket:
- Hi there! Look at the guy over there. He has deceived me! Please call the police! He promised me gold and green pastures if I followed him here. But now he fillet my buddies  and says that I am fish guts!
The fisherman cleaning fish:
- That's just a fish story. Don't try to fool people. Maybe you should be a politician.

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How to tickle the ivories

Karin at the piano,
tickling the ivories

Karin's grandma could tickle the ivories like a professional.
Karin is parctising on the piano every day to get as good as her grandma was.

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Handball dilemma

Kids playing handball

 If I throw on the goal and miss scoring, I get yelled at because I did not pass the ball to my teammates.

And if I pass the ball to my teammates, I get yelled at because I did not shoot direct at the goal, trying to score.

I think I'll let go of the ball and go to the bathroom...

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