How donut sniffing dogs can help you from obesity problems

Marion training her dog Fido

Are you planning to start a diet?


MARION:  I am on a very special diet.
I love donuts and I think if could just stop eating them my obesity problems would be over. I'm training my dog to help me quit the donuts. Just like the drug police and customs have dogs that help them find drugs, I am now training Fido to find my donuts. And when he has found the donuts, he eats them which results in no donuts left for me! It's brilliant!

We've been training for two months now and Fido is making some progress, but still I find the donuts before him. Yummy!

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A weekend with Jessica outperforms everything

Jessica's weekends are just something

What makes you really angry?


JESSICA: When my boyfriend calls and says that this weekend he has to work. Then I become holy pissed and ends the relationship immediately.
If a guy gets the idea that there is something that surpasses a weekend with me, then something is wrong.

To hell with him.

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Special diets can give you nightmares

Bea still feels like a rabbit

What is your most common dream?

BEA:  Every morning just before I wake up, I dream that I am a little rabbit that sits out on a field and eat vegetables. Suddenly comes a fox who catches me in his jaws, carry me home to his den where he barbecues me over an open fire.

I think I got this dream when I started my vegetable diet.

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How to find your wife through an estate agent

Meg and Cliff fell in love

You are a couple. How did you meet?

CLIFF:  I met Meg for the first time when I should buy a house. We both wanted to have the same house. In the bidding through real estate agent, I finally won.

Meg phoned me and said that I would not get the house so easily. It was her dream house and she had found it first!

MEG: So, I decided that the negotiations were not finished and simply moved into the house.

CLIFF: I discovered that despite her stuborn behavior, Meg was a charming girl. So I let her stay and a year later we got married. I got myself a new house an a new wife.

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How to choose a car with love

Emma sitting in her car

What car do you drive, and why ?

EMMA:  I drive this small car. - What brand? I don't know, I call it Herb an Herb is red.
I did chose Herb for his beautiful red color and I really love him!

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How long can a normal person sleep every night?

William needs a lot of sleep

Are you a night owl or an early bird?

WILLIAM:  Hmmm... Don't you have any other birds to choose from? Like a bird that goes to bed early AND wakes up very late in the mornings?

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Hope never abandons man

Are you a morning person or an evening person?


HEIDI: Every morning for the last ten years I have made myself a promise that from tomorrow I will be a morning person and get out of bed as soon as my alarm clock goes off.

I know I will succeed one day.

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The constant courting makes ​​her suspicious

Theo wooing Sara

You are a couple. How did you meet?

THEO:  We have been together for 20 years now and I woo Sarah every day like a rooster woos his hen. She gets her breakfast in bed, I drive her to work, I am phoning her every two hours, she receives flowers every Wednesday and Saturday ...

SARA: I'm still not sure he doesn't do so because of bad conscience.

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Why is it so difficult to find a correct self image?

Agnes is soooo fat.

Are you planning to start a diet?

AGNES:  All my friends go on slimming diets, there must be something wrong with me who doesn't. Perhaps am I fatter than I can see. Improper self image?

 Yes! Definitely! You are right! I have to start a diet now.

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Who needs speed dating?

Going for a holiday together

You are a couple. How did you meet?

MONICA:  We met at a coffee shop. I was going to refill my coffee cup and collided with Henry. The coffee splashed, not Henry or me, but on another of the cafe guests. Henry and I helped the old man we splashed coffee on and we had such a good working relationship and felt almost like a couple.

HENRY: Monica has such beautiful eyes, I immediately fell in love with her and in the following conversation we really found each other.

MONICA: Five minutes later we had agreed on going for a holiday together. And that's it.

When we met? Ten minutes ago at this cafe ...

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