A Puffin fun card by Artmagenta.
She's the morning hiccups for film producers
Are you a morning person or an evening person?
KATE: I'm a night owl working on being an early riser.
Every morning, and that is really,really early, early mornings about 9 AM, I take a long one hour power walk.
At the same time I promote myself as an actor by walking really slow in front of all houses belonging to important film producers.
He has got a bodyguard on the beach
You are a couple. How did you meet?
GINGER: We met on the beach many years and three kids ago.
Philip always want to be on the beach. Nostalgia, he says. Reminds me of when we met.
But I know what he is doing! He is checking out all the beautiful beach bunnies.
And I who doesn't anymore dress in a bathing suit, let alone in a bikini. I just walk around fully clothed on the beach guarding my husband.
And the audience cheered
What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?
MARION: I always wanted to be a fashion model. I was dreaming and I dream up to this day that I walk up and down the catwalk and the audience cheers. Not because of the clothes I wear but for my beautiful appearance.
Don't ever throw your shoes at the dog
What makes you really angry?
STEVE: When our dog poops in my slippers, I get so angry I could strangle the dog.
But my shrink says it's OK, as long as I do not throw the shoes after the dog. Because that would mean that I'm tired of my job as a footwear dealer...
Benjamin loves knowledge
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| Benjamin and his wife Gloria |
You are a couple. How did you meet?
GLORIA: We met in school, Benji was my teacher and I fell in love with him. But Benji never noticed my love. Not until five years later when we met in a computer shop where Benji was buying a PC and he really needed help!
BENJAMIN: I fell in love with her because of her fantastic knowledge of computers!
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