She makes a lot of people laugh

Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are


IRENE:   I don't think anyone else laughs as much as I do, and I  make a lot of other people laugh too.

- When people finished their laughing, they usually say I'm weird. So let's say I'm wierd 4.

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I have to go to sleep before Arthur starts snoring.

Are you a morning person or an evening person?

ANIKA:  I'm an evening peron. I just love to stay up as long as possible.

- But my husband Arthur is snoring so I have to go to sleep before he starts snoring. That forces me to be a morning person!!!

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I think it had something to do with hormones

Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are?


ANN:  Our teacher went crazy the other day and called us all weird.

-Why?  - Well, I think it had something to do with hormones. Anyway she would have put us all highest on that scale. 10!

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Dogs poop makes me angry

What makes you really angry?
- When our dog Bernie pees on the carpet it makes me sad, but when he poops on the carpet then I am pissed!

- So that's my answer. Dogs poop makes me angry!

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Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers

If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I would have a Siberian cat and I would call it Tigger.

- I've heard that Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers.

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We should have bought a real pig instead of a guinea pig

If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I bought a guinea pig to Charlotte, but after just one week she got tired of it.

- We should have bought a real pig instead - a miniature pig. It could have the same name as the guinea pig: Bubba.

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Pilots fall asleep during flight

A survey shows that pilots often fall asleep during flight

Are you a night owl or an early bird?

HENRY: That is a diffucult question for us pilots. I would say, that is more a question of altitudes.

When the plane is more than 25,000 feet above sea level I always fall asleep, but once we go below 25,000 feet I automatically wake up. The sleep / wakeup altitude can vary from pilot to pilot.

And I can guarantee that it is absolutely safe. There's no way that I accidently can access any of the instruments during my sleep.

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