Who can be charmed by a farting machine

Benny is trying to please his teacher

Do you like your teacher?

BENNY:   Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!

I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.

Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.

She's probably no sense of humor.

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Cute cats

Cat love

You are a couple. How did you meet?

JOHNNY THE CAT:  Missy just hit me in the backyard yesterday and hasn't left me alone since...

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The nurse and the fisherman

Gerald and Jessica is a couple by accident

You are a couple. How did you meet?


I am a fisherman and one day at sea I discovered a wrecked surfers. It was Jessica who floated out to sea on a broken surfboard. I saved her from drowning.

It turned out that Jessica is a nurse and as thanks for saving her life, she now takes care of me 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
We might as well get married, and so we did.

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House roofs in Simrishamn

House roofs in Simrishamn, Sweden

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St Nicolai church in Simrishamn, Sweden

The girl from Stockholm

The girl from Stockholm

What is the gossip about today?

Esther and her friend Jenifer outside the cafe

What is your favorite activity?

ESTHER: My most preferred acitivity in my everyday life is sitting in a cafe with my best friend and just gossip. Hour after hour.

We meet every Saturday afternoon to gossip and it gives us strength to work for the next week. If the weather is fine we sit outside else inside the cafe.

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