How donut sniffing dogs can help you from obesity problems

Marion training her dog Fido

Are you planning to start a diet?


MARION:  I am on a very special diet.
I love donuts and I think if could just stop eating them my obesity problems would be over. I'm training my dog to help me quit the donuts. Just like the drug police and customs have dogs that help them find drugs, I am now training Fido to find my donuts. And when he has found the donuts, he eats them which results in no donuts left for me! It's brilliant!

We've been training for two months now and Fido is making some progress, but still I find the donuts before him. Yummy!

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A weekend with Jessica outperforms everything

Jessica's weekends are just something

What makes you really angry?


JESSICA: When my boyfriend calls and says that this weekend he has to work. Then I become holy pissed and ends the relationship immediately.
If a guy gets the idea that there is something that surpasses a weekend with me, then something is wrong.

To hell with him.

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Special diets can give you nightmares

Bea still feels like a rabbit

What is your most common dream?

BEA:  Every morning just before I wake up, I dream that I am a little rabbit that sits out on a field and eat vegetables. Suddenly comes a fox who catches me in his jaws, carry me home to his den where he barbecues me over an open fire.

I think I got this dream when I started my vegetable diet.

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How to find your wife through an estate agent

Meg and Cliff fell in love

You are a couple. How did you meet?

CLIFF:  I met Meg for the first time when I should buy a house. We both wanted to have the same house. In the bidding through real estate agent, I finally won.

Meg phoned me and said that I would not get the house so easily. It was her dream house and she had found it first!

MEG: So, I decided that the negotiations were not finished and simply moved into the house.

CLIFF: I discovered that despite her stuborn behavior, Meg was a charming girl. So I let her stay and a year later we got married. I got myself a new house an a new wife.

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How to choose a car with love

Emma sitting in her car

What car do you drive, and why ?

EMMA:  I drive this small car. - What brand? I don't know, I call it Herb an Herb is red.
I did chose Herb for his beautiful red color and I really love him!

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How long can a normal person sleep every night?

William needs a lot of sleep

Are you a night owl or an early bird?

WILLIAM:  Hmmm... Don't you have any other birds to choose from? Like a bird that goes to bed early AND wakes up very late in the mornings?

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Hope never abandons man

Are you a morning person or an evening person?


HEIDI: Every morning for the last ten years I have made myself a promise that from tomorrow I will be a morning person and get out of bed as soon as my alarm clock goes off.

I know I will succeed one day.

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