How to find your wife through an estate agent

Get a wife through an estate agent, a caricature by Artmagenta.
Meg and Cliff fell in love


Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

CLIFF:  I met Meg for the first time when I should buy a house. We both wanted to have the same house. In the bidding through real estate agent, I finally won.

Meg phoned me and said that I would not get the house so easily. It was her dream house and she had found it first!

MEG: So, I decided that the negotiations were not finished and simply moved into the house.

CLIFF: I discovered that despite her stuborn behavior, Meg was a charming girl. So I let her stay and a year later we got married. I got myself a new house an a new wife.

How to choose a car with love

Choosing a car, a cartoon by Artmagenta
Emma sitting in her car
Street Survey
What car do you drive, and why ?

EMMA:  I drive this small car. - What brand? I don't know, I call it Herb an Herb is red.
I did chose Herb for his beautiful red color and I really love him!

How long can a normal person sleep every night?

Bearded sleeping biker is a cartoon by Artmagenta
William needs a lot of sleep


Street Survey
Are you a night owl or an early bird?

WILLIAM:  Hmmm... Don't you have any other birds to choose from? Like a bird that goes to bed early AND wakes up very late in the mornings?

Hope never abandons man


Hope never abandons man, a caricature by Artmagenta




Street Survey
Are you a morning person or an evening person?


HEIDI: Every morning for the last ten years I have made myself a promise that from tomorrow I will be a morning person and get out of bed as soon as my alarm clock goes off.

I know I will succeed one day.

The constant courting makes ​​her suspicious

Wooing and courting is a cartoon by Artmagenta
Theo wooing Sara


Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

THEO:  We have been together for 20 years now and I woo Sarah every day like a rooster woos his hen. She gets her breakfast in bed, I drive her to work, I am phoning her every two hours, she receives flowers every Wednesday and Saturday ...

SARA: I'm still not sure he doesn't do so because of bad conscience.

Why is it so difficult to find a correct self image?

Starting a diet, a cartoon by Artmagenta.
Agnes is soooo fat.


Street Survey
Are you planning to start a diet?

AGNES:  All my friends go on slimming diets, there must be something wrong with me who doesn't. Perhaps am I fatter than I can see. Improper self image?

 Yes! Definitely! You are right! I have to start a diet now.

Who needs speed dating?

Speed dating, a cartoon by Artmagenta.
Going for a holiday together


Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

MONICA:  We met at a coffee shop. I was going to refill my coffee cup and collided with Henry. The coffee splashed, not Henry or me, but on another of the cafe guests. Henry and I helped the old man we splashed coffee on and we had such a good working relationship and felt almost like a couple.

 HENRY: Monica has such beautiful eyes, I immediately fell in love with her and in the following conversation we really found each other.

 MONICA: Five minutes later we had agreed on going for a holiday together. And that's it.

When we met? Ten minutes ago at this cafe ...
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