How long can a normal person sleep every night?

William needs a lot of sleep

Are you a night owl or an early bird?

WILLIAM:  Hmmm... Don't you have any other birds to choose from? Like a bird that goes to bed early AND wakes up very late in the mornings?

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Hope never abandons man

Are you a morning person or an evening person?


HEIDI: Every morning for the last ten years I have made myself a promise that from tomorrow I will be a morning person and get out of bed as soon as my alarm clock goes off.

I know I will succeed one day.

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The constant courting makes ​​her suspicious

Theo wooing Sara

You are a couple. How did you meet?

THEO:  We have been together for 20 years now and I woo Sarah every day like a rooster woos his hen. She gets her breakfast in bed, I drive her to work, I am phoning her every two hours, she receives flowers every Wednesday and Saturday ...

SARA: I'm still not sure he doesn't do so because of bad conscience.

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Why is it so difficult to find a correct self image?

Agnes is soooo fat.

Are you planning to start a diet?

AGNES:  All my friends go on slimming diets, there must be something wrong with me who doesn't. Perhaps am I fatter than I can see. Improper self image?

 Yes! Definitely! You are right! I have to start a diet now.

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Who needs speed dating?

Going for a holiday together

You are a couple. How did you meet?

MONICA:  We met at a coffee shop. I was going to refill my coffee cup and collided with Henry. The coffee splashed, not Henry or me, but on another of the cafe guests. Henry and I helped the old man we splashed coffee on and we had such a good working relationship and felt almost like a couple.

HENRY: Monica has such beautiful eyes, I immediately fell in love with her and in the following conversation we really found each other.

MONICA: Five minutes later we had agreed on going for a holiday together. And that's it.

When we met? Ten minutes ago at this cafe ...

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Sometimes you regret your question

Henry is embarrassed

You are a couple, how did you meet?

SOPHIA:  Henry, you and me met 16 years ago and you wanted to marry me...

I said yes, but you still haven't married me!!??

How a vegetable market can bring joy into your life

Albert and Linn at their favorite meeting place.
The vegetable shop.

You are a couple. How did you meet?

LINN:  We met 40 years ago at a vegetable market. I worked there as a salesman and Albert delivered goods.

That particular day, Albert and I accidentally were locked in the store when it closed in the evening.

That night I taught Albert all about vegetables and after that, Albert taught me all about love.

Since that night we are a couple and we love to explore different vegetable markets together.

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