Shrimp stopped dieting

Nina as thin and as normal.
Same girl, different weight

Are you planning to start a diet?

NINA:  A year ago I was thin as a shrimp, and thats in fact what people called me: Shrimp.  I was anorexic and totally unaware that I was so thin. I ate almost nothing because I thought I was too fat.

Now I am normalized - and I don't plan to start a diet to lose weight.

But people still call me Shrimp!

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Eating dogs is not a good habit

Victoria fears dogs

If you had to be a breed of dog, what type of dog would you be?

VICTORIA: When I was a little girl, I was bitten by a dog. Since then, I fear dogs and I hate dogs.

So believe me or not, but I would like to be a big, angry saliva dripping dog that attacks all other dogs and eat them.

Pooh, what a relieving thought.

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Some people are busy feeding others

Amanda thinking of feeding herself

What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?

AMANDA: The very first thing I do when I wake up is to feed my aquarium fish, then I give the cat some food, go out and feed the chickens, give Fido, the dog, some food, then I wake my husband and give him breakfast, then the customers care coming to my cafe and I give them food.

So this is the first thing I do every morning and then every hour the rest of the day: I feed people (and animals)

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The thieves left no trace

Ewa in the grocery.
Her first task every morning

What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?

EWA:  Every morning when I wake up I discover to my horror that the refrigerator is empty! I can not understand how the thieves get into my apartment, they leave no trace, just an empty refrigerator.

So the first I have to do every morning is to go down in the grocery store and buy food. Fill my fridge ...

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It's not about dog training it must be a dog owner's training

Dog training is about training the owner

How do you train your pet?

JEAN:  Me and my husband just got ourself a puppie. The problem with the puppy is that it does not understand what we say. The puppy is eager to fulfill our desires but it can not understand what they are.
Whatever I say it just sits there looking like a questionmark.

I think we have to put our little darling in a dog training school.

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A revamped Superman is going to save the world

Maybe Superwoman is a good choice

If you could be any superhero, who would it be?

JILL: That’s a question! I’m not fond of superheroes. I think they dress ridiculously. Silly tights and face masks that would not even be good for masquerades. And then that Spiderman, a hybrid of man and spider. Spiders are dreadful animals that should be eradicated from the earth.

 Well, maybe Superman would do. He has no face mask but a cape and boots that I could redesign. I like capes. Yes, I would be a revamped Superman.

The more I think of it, the more I like the idea of being Superman. With all those powers I could change the world! I will get rid of all dictators! I will take care of the Global Warming! I will make the poor rich! I will....!!!

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That man is grumpy as a bulldog

George is bully

If you had to be a breed of dog, what type of dog would you be?

GEORGE: My wife always says to me that I am grumpy like a bulldog and my staff say that I am bully.

And when I look in the mirror I see a bulldog.

The answer is simple. You have to adapt to reality. I AM a bulldog (even if I feel more like a bull).

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