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| Albert in his thinking pose |
Beef, Chicken, or Pork?
ALBERT: I wouldn't know about that, it takes me some time to figure out.
My wife always says: Albert! Don’t think, you’ll just get confused
When is it time to change your dreams?
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| Marie in audition |
What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?
MARIE: I want to be a singer-songwriter. I participate in all types of idol competitions, but at each audition, so far, the judges have just laughed at me and asked me not to come back!
But this is my only dream, I can not live without a dream, so I continue stubbornly to believe in myself as a successful singer.
And one day, sometime, somehow ... and until this happens, it is OK to laugh at me!
Being powerful and humble
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| Peter is dreaming |
If you would have a new pet what would it be and what would you call it?
PETER: I like big animals. I would like a huge elephant. That would be cool and impressive. It would make me the coolest guy in the neighborhood.
And to not completely destroy my friends and to be a bit humble, I'd call him Mr. Small.
How to ask the right question
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| Sandra becomes enraged |
What are you going to do when you retire?
SANDRA: What kind of question is that?! I do not even know what I should retire from!
First of all, your job as a journalist must be loose. You should think about what you are gonna do when retiring, because that will be very soon!
Journalists are pest!
How a software bug can make success
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| Jenny and James met because of computer malfunction |
You are a couple. How did you meet?
JENNY: We were both looking for new relationships and members of different dating sites on the web. I was a member of the Tall People's Site, and James was a member of Small People's Site. So one day the computer went maniac and mixed datings between the two sites. James and I were set up of for a blind date. And that date surely was a surprise - for both of us - and at the same time it was our lucky day because we soon found out that we were a perfect match! Four months later we married and that's twelve years ago!
The Lonely Hearts Club lost a member
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| Daisy with her cat Ruben in the handbag |
You are a couple. How did you meet?
DAISY: Pooh! How could you see that I have the cat Ruben with me in my handbag?!!
Well, since you have seen the cat I'll answer your question:
Ruben and I met seven years ago on a trip with the "Lonely Hearts Club". Ruben was stuck in a toilet and I saved him. He immediately fell in love with me and I with him, and since then we have never ever been apart.
And since that day I haven't visited the Lonely Hearts Club. I don't feel I belong anymore..
Be colorful and get happy
What makes you really really happy?
STINA: I like colors. So I dress in colorful fabrics and you get happy when you're colorful.
I expect that people appreciate my colorful look and maybe call me colorful Stina.
But that has NEVER happened.
But this will happen one day and then I will be really really happy.
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