How to make important decisions

Mona and her two teenage daughters Linn and Jessica

Who in your family makes the important decisions?

MOTHER MONA:   I've always spoiled my two daughters but when it comes to important decisions I always make them!

LINN:  If I had to wait for the mother to get ready to decide, nothing important would have happened in our lives. So I make all the important decisions!

JESSICA:   I always let mom or my sister think that they are the ones who make decisions, whereas in reality it is me who has influenced them to choose the right decision!

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It can take hard work to be lazy

Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?

LIZA:  I was brought up to be a hardworking person. And so I am.

But - that does not work when I'm writing. I have got to have a lazy style to get the writing to flow. And to be that lazy is really a hard work for me.

When I am sucessful my friends call me Lazy-Liza.

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Psychiatrists never dream

What is your most common dream?

ANNA: As a psychiatrist, I am very aware of what different dreams mean and therefore a little scared to reveal myself.

So my answer must of course be: I never dream!

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She smeared him with eggs and he fell in love with her

Florence and Fred

You are a couple. How did you meet?

FLORENCE: The moment I saw that guy I decided that he will be mine. I started up a plan where we should meet in the local grocery, a place I know he tends to visit once a day. I will carry a large bag loaded with eggs an as soon as he enters the shop I will crash into him, covering him with the eggs - smearing his suit.

After thousands of apologies i will offer him to come home with me so I can clean up his clothes. I live just a block away.

And from here (my appartment) I will start phase two of my plan, but this whole story will be more of a novell than a short story, so let's stop here and just confirm that it all worked out the way I planned and we married 8 months later.

And here we are. Still married, 40 years later!

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A Party Puffin

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A Puffin fun card by Artmagenta.

TAGS: Party Card, Fun Card, Birthday Card, Congrat Card, Greeting Card

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The watchmaker who couldn't stop counting time

You are a couple. How did you meet?

CURT:  I'm a retired watchmaker and time is very important.
We met exactly 31 years, 18 days, 2 hours and 33 minutes ago.
Never mind the seconds, I am retired.

She's the morning hiccups for film producers

Are you a morning person or an evening person?

KATE:  I'm a night owl working on being an early riser.


Every morning, and that is really,really early, early mornings about 9 AM, I take a long one hour power walk.

At the same time I promote myself as an actor by walking really slow in front of all houses belonging to important film producers.

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