Psychiatrists never dream

Psychiatrists never dream. Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
What is your most common dream?

ANNA: As a psychiatrist, I am very aware of what different dreams mean and therefore a little scared to reveal myself.

So my answer must of course be: I never dream!



She smeared him with eggs and he fell in love with her

She smeared him with eggs and he fell in love with her. Cartoon by ArtMagenta
Florence and Fred
Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

FLORENCE: The moment I saw that guy I decided that he will be mine. I started up a plan where we should meet in the local grocery, a place I know he tends to visit once a day. I will carry a large bag loaded with eggs an as soon as he enters the shop I will crash into him, covering him with the eggs - smearing his suit.

After thousands of apologies i will offer him to come home with me so I can clean up his clothes. I live just a block away.

And from here (my appartment) I will start phase two of my plan, but this whole story will be more of a novell than a short story, so let's stop here and just confirm that it all worked out the way I planned and we married 8 months later.

And here we are. Still married, 40 years later!



A Party Puffin

Fun card by Artmagenta



A Puffin fun card by Artmagenta.
TAGS: Party Card, Fun Card, Birthday Card, Congrat Card, Greeting Card

The watchmaker who couldn't stop counting time

The watchmaker who couldn't stop counting time. Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

CURT:  I'm a retired watchmaker and time is very important.
We met exactly 31 years, 18 days, 2 hours and 33 minutes ago.
Never mind the seconds, I am retired.

She's the morning hiccups for film producers

People sketch, caricature by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
Are you a morning person or an evening person?

KATE:  I'm a night owl working on being an early riser.


Every morning, and that is really,really early, early mornings about 9 AM, I take a long one hour power walk.

At the same time I promote myself as an actor by walking really slow in front of all houses belonging to important film producers.



He has got a bodyguard on the beach

On the beach by ArtMagenta Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

GINGER:   We met on the beach many years and three kids ago.

Philip always want to be on the beach. Nostalgia, he says. Reminds me of when we met.

But I know what he is doing! He is checking out all the beautiful beach bunnies.

And I who doesn't anymore dress in a bathing suit, let alone in a bikini. I just walk around fully clothed on the beach guarding my husband.




Jumping from a cliff can be dangerous

Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
What is your most common dream?

CINDY: I dream almost every night that I stand at the top of a cliff. The rain is whipping my face. And then suddenly, I take a step right out into the air, off the cliff...

Then I wake up.