The watchmaker who couldn't stop counting time

The watchmaker who couldn't stop counting time. Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

CURT:  I'm a retired watchmaker and time is very important.
We met exactly 31 years, 18 days, 2 hours and 33 minutes ago.
Never mind the seconds, I am retired.

She's the morning hiccups for film producers

People sketch, caricature by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
Are you a morning person or an evening person?

KATE:  I'm a night owl working on being an early riser.


Every morning, and that is really,really early, early mornings about 9 AM, I take a long one hour power walk.

At the same time I promote myself as an actor by walking really slow in front of all houses belonging to important film producers.



He has got a bodyguard on the beach

On the beach by ArtMagenta Street Survey
You are a couple. How did you meet?

GINGER:   We met on the beach many years and three kids ago.

Philip always want to be on the beach. Nostalgia, he says. Reminds me of when we met.

But I know what he is doing! He is checking out all the beautiful beach bunnies.

And I who doesn't anymore dress in a bathing suit, let alone in a bikini. I just walk around fully clothed on the beach guarding my husband.




Jumping from a cliff can be dangerous

Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
What is your most common dream?

CINDY: I dream almost every night that I stand at the top of a cliff. The rain is whipping my face. And then suddenly, I take a step right out into the air, off the cliff...

Then I wake up.



And the audience cheered

Fashion model painted by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?

MARION: I always wanted to be a fashion model. I was dreaming and I dream up to this day that I walk up and down the catwalk and the audience cheers. Not because of the clothes I wear but for my beautiful appearance.



Don't ever throw your shoes at the dog

Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
What makes you really angry?

STEVE: When our dog poops in my slippers, I get so angry I could strangle the dog.

But my shrink says it's OK, as long as I do not throw the shoes after the dog. Because that would mean that I'm tired of my job as a footwear dealer...


What is a camel with one hump?

Cartoon by ArtMagenta

Street Survey
If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be?

HELEN: I would be a camel with one hump. Maybe they are called dromedars.

Anyway I like their style and appearance.