And the audience cheered

What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?

MARION: I always wanted to be a fashion model. I was dreaming and I dream up to this day that I walk up and down the catwalk and the audience cheers. Not because of the clothes I wear but for my beautiful appearance.

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Don't ever throw your shoes at the dog

What makes you really angry?

STEVE: When our dog poops in my slippers, I get so angry I could strangle the dog.

But my shrink says it's OK, as long as I do not throw the shoes after the dog. Because that would mean that I'm tired of my job as a footwear dealer...

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What is a camel with one hump?

If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be?

HELEN: I would be a camel with one hump. Maybe they are called dromedars.

Anyway I like their style and appearance.

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Important things can happen in the sandbox

Erik and Abigail

You are a couple. How did you meet?

ERIK: We have always known each other and ever since we were playing in the sandbox, we knew we belonged together and were to be married.

ABIGAIL: Sometimes I long back to our sandbox.

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Benjamin loves knowledge

Benjamin and his wife Gloria

You are a couple. How did you meet?

GLORIA: We met in school, Benji was my teacher and I fell in love with him. But Benji never noticed my love. Not until five years later when we met in a computer shop where Benji was buying a PC and  he really needed help!


BENJAMIN: I fell in love with her because of her fantastic knowledge of computers!

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Sleepwalking saves you exercise time

Ginger dressed for a nights sleep

Are you a morning person or an evening person?

GINGER: I'm a regular sleep walker. So when I go to bed I'm always dressed in shoes. And all that walking makes me tired when a wake up in the morning, so I guess that makes me an evening person.

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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

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