Sleepwalking saves you exercise time

Ginger dressed for a nights sleep

Are you a morning person or an evening person?

GINGER: I'm a regular sleep walker. So when I go to bed I'm always dressed in shoes. And all that walking makes me tired when a wake up in the morning, so I guess that makes me an evening person.

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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

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An open toilet lid makes me go berserk

Laura is angry

What makes you really angry?

LAURA: People leaving the toilet lid open makes me really angry.

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Who can trust a squinting knife thrower

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Sven and Barbro

You are a couple. How did you meet?

SVEN: Twentyfive years ago, I tried a career as a circus performer. I threw knives around a female assistant. And Barbro was the only one who trusted me ...

BARBRO: And yet he was squinting!

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Your dog is your child

Jenny is the mother of  three dogs

 
What makes you really angry?

JENNY:  We've got no children, but three dogs so when my husband forgets me on Mother's Day,
that makes me so angry I could cry.
My dogs are my children!

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You can drown in music

Jasmin always carries her headphones.
And they are connected to an ipod.
And the ipod is connected to MUSIC

Are you a music geek?

JASMIN:  -------

(No answer, she is totally absorbed by her music. Let's take that as an answer!)

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Nothing beats a birthday cake for breakfast

There is no cake in the world that Geraldine hasn't tasted.

What did you have for breakfast?

GERALDINE: I had a birthday party yesterday, so for today's breakfast I have had remains of the partyfood. I love cakes and at my parties, there are lots of cakes, so this morning I took a bite of each remaining cake:
Tarte Tatin, Tiramisu, Tres Leches Cake, Tompouce, Swiss roll, Stack cake, Spice cake, Simnel cake, Sponge cake, Sachertorte, Red velvet cake, Pound cake, Gooey butter cake, Frog cake, Eccles cake, Devil's food cake, Chiffon cake, Bundt cake, Banana Cake, Angel food cake...

 What a beautiful list!!

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