A Love Bird fun card by Artmagenta.
Sleepwalking and emptying the fridge is a nightmare
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| Sara has got a mystery to clear up |
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
SARA: I know exactly what should be in my fridge right now, but we've got a mouse or it is my husband that in the middle of the night empties the fridge.
So I really do not know if there is anything left at all...
Everything she touches withers
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| Esmeraldas negative attitiude makes everything wither |
Are you a positive or negative person?
ESMERALDA: I'm trying to be positive but everything that I touch gives ME a negative response. See for yourself. If I pick a fresh flower it imediately withers.
I think it is something with my genes...
Being attacked when you least expect it
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| A suspicious duo |
What’s your greatest surprise in life?
VERONICA: MY greatest surprise?!
You are in for YOUR greatest surprise!
Linda and I are top trained in karate and we don't ask people like you why the are approaching us. We attack directly.
KIIIIIIYYYAAAAAAA!
She is always testing the social limits of fashion
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| Marhta wearing shorts |
How often and when do you wear a skirt?
MARTHA: I never wear a skirt. When other people normally takes on a skirt, I take my shorts. And when other people wear shorts, I just wear a thong. And when other people wears a thong, then i wear....eh...
.... I wear jeans.
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