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| A fly on the nose |
What annoys you the most?
HEDVIG: For me flies are the most annoying creatures in the world. I think they have a strategy for being annoying.
What terrifies me most is when they are creeping into my nose.
Sometimes difference matters a lot
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| Agnes and Irene, daughter and mother. Whichever. |
What annoys you the most?
AGNES the daughter: When I go out with my mother, people cannot tell who is the daughter and who is the mother. That annoys me!
IRENE the mother: When I go out with my daughter and people say that I am the mother, THAT annoys me....
How to get close using a blanket
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| William and Mona met on an aircraft |
You are a couple. How did you meet?
WILLIAM: Four years ago, I crossed the Atlantic in a Boeing 747. During the night it was terrible cold on the plane, but I was saved by a flight attendant, Mona, who gave me a warm blanket. I was so grateful and overwhelmed her with compliments.
Mona, the flight attendant, answered:
- I can come to your home every night and tuck you in with a warm blanket.
And so she did ...
Ability to enter into a fiction is one thing - getting back into reality is another
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| Coming out from the cinema |
What’s your greatest surprise in life?
WENDY: I always get my greatest surprises everytime I come out from the cinema. Facing the real world is such a surprise and it mostly takes me an hour to get used to my normal life.
Who can be charmed by a farting machine
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| Benny is trying to please his teacher |
Do you like your teacher?
BENNY: Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!
I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.
Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.
She has probably no sense of humor.
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