How to get close using a blanket

William and Mona met on an aircraft

You are a couple. How did you meet?


WILLIAM:   Four years ago, I crossed the Atlantic in a Boeing 747. During the night it was terrible cold on the plane, but I was saved by a flight attendant, Mona, who gave me a warm blanket. I was so grateful and overwhelmed her with compliments.

Mona, the flight attendant, answered:
- I can come to your home every night and tuck you in with a warm blanket.

And so she did ...

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Ability to enter into a fiction is one thing - getting back into reality is another

Coming out from the cinema

What’s your greatest surprise in life?

WENDY: I always get my greatest surprises everytime I come out from the cinema.  Facing the real world is such a surprise and it mostly takes me an hour to get used  to my normal life.

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Reciting habits can be annoying

Jenny is reciting Shakespeare - as always...

What annoys you the most?


ABIGAIL: My good friend Jane has a habit of reciting Shakespeare at all situations. I'm not embarrassed on her account but it really annoys me!

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Who can be charmed by a farting machine

Benny is trying to please his teacher

Do you like your teacher?

BENNY:   Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!

I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.

Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.

She has probably no sense of humor.

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Some pets never get a name

The cat

 
What would be the name of your next pet?

MIA:    Right now we have a cat that is ten years old. We haven't yet been able to name this cat so I can definitely not give you a name suggestion for my NEXT cat....

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Getting enough energy can be a problem

Anita is exhausted today

 
Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?

ANITA:     I do not think I have enough energy today to give you an answer to that question. Please ask someone else.

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Can you really skip sleeping?

Bella has no use for a bed

Are you a night owl or an early riser?

BELLA:  I don't think I want to go to sleep ever. I prefer staying awake 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

What does that make me? Early riser or night owl?

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