Reciting habits can be annoying

Reciting Shakespeare is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Jenny is reciting Shakespeare - as always...
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
What annoys you the most?


ABIGAIL: My good friend Jane has a habit of reciting Shakespeare at all situations. I'm not embarrassed on her account but it really annoys me!

Who can be charmed by a farting machine

A farting machine is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Benny is trying to please his teacher
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Do you like your teacher?

BENNY:   Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!

I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.

Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.

She has probably no sense of humor.

Some pets never get a name

Cat without a name is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
The cat
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta 
What would be the name of your next pet?

MIA:    Right now we have a cat that is ten years old. We haven't yet been able to name this cat so I can definitely not give you a name suggestion for my NEXT cat....

Getting enough energy can be a problem

Low energy girl is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Anita is exhausted today
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta 
Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?

 ANITA:     I do not think I have enough energy today to give you an answer to that question. Please ask someone else.

Can you really skip sleeping?

None sleeper is a caricature by digital artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Bella has no use for a bed
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Are you a night owl or an early riser?

BELLA:  I don't think I want to go to sleep ever. I prefer staying awake 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

What does that make me? Early riser or night owl?

The grass might be greener somewhere else

The grass might be greener somewhere else is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Nadja the cook wants to be a bartender
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?


NADJA:   First I was a nurse but I wanted to be a cook. Now I'm a cook and I want to be a bartender. And I'm sure that when I am a bartender I want to be something else, maybe a flight attendant.

So maybe I should stay a cook...

The chef has a revenge

The chef's revenge is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Bertie has a revenge for all his dissatisfied customers
Street Survey is a caricature by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
What are you going to do when you retire? 

BERTIE THE CHEF: When I'm retired I'll just cook for myself and my cat. Everybody else may as well just starve or eat crap.
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