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| Anton never read the phone manual |
How many times per day do you text from your phone?
ANTON: Can you text on your phone? I did'nt know that, I use my phone to talk.
Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts
Being attacked when you least expect it
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| A suspicious duo |
What’s your greatest surprise in life?
VERONICA: MY greatest surprise?!
You are in for YOUR greatest surprise!
Linda and I are top trained in karate and we don't ask people like you why the are approaching us. We attack directly.
KIIIIIIYYYAAAAAAA!
She is always testing the social limits of fashion
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| Marhta wearing shorts |
How often and when do you wear a skirt?
MARTHA: I never wear a skirt. When other people normally takes on a skirt, I take my shorts. And when other people wear shorts, I just wear a thong. And when other people wears a thong, then i wear....eh...
.... I wear jeans.
How to make your marriage a lifelong mission
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| John is Melissa's training coach |
You are a couple. How did you meet?
MELISSA: We met at the gym where John was my training coach. John thought I had too small muscles, especially my biceps were too small. After three months I still hadn't got any muscles, and John said: This seems to be a lifelong mission, it will be easier if we live together and get married.
And so we did ...
How too much intensity affects your memory
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| Three friends got confused about their brunch |
What did you have for breakfast today?
ANNA, LOUISE and MEG: The three of us met to have a brunch today and it has been a week since last so we have so much to talk about.
In fact we have all been sharing our last week's experiences. For three whole hours.
We are not even sure we've had that brunch yet...
Making your workplace an amusement park
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| Gina and Linda don't have any dull moments at work |
Do you have fun at work?
GINA: I spend eight hours a day at the office. So do Linda and we have fun 100% of the time.
Even our boss is funny. He looks angry and says:
- This is a workplace, not an amusement park!
He is so funny!
This is my first red white-spotted zebra
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| Wendy likes to see herself as an animal |
If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be?
WENDY: Funny thing you asked that question.
Every morning when I've dressed, I look in the mirror and try to see what kind of animal I most resemble. That image I carry in my mind for the rest of the day.
Today, I feel I am a red white-spotted zebra.
Sometimes difference matters a lot
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| Agnes and Irene, daughter and mother. Whichever. |
What annoys you the most?
AGNES the daughter: When I go out with my mother, people cannot tell who is the daughter and who is the mother. That annoys me!
IRENE the mother: When I go out with my daughter and people say that I am the mother, THAT annoys me....
How to get close using a blanket
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| William and Mona met on an aircraft |
You are a couple. How did you meet?
WILLIAM: Four years ago, I crossed the Atlantic in a Boeing 747. During the night it was terrible cold on the plane, but I was saved by a flight attendant, Mona, who gave me a warm blanket. I was so grateful and overwhelmed her with compliments.
Mona, the flight attendant, answered:
- I can come to your home every night and tuck you in with a warm blanket.
And so she did ...
Ability to enter into a fiction is one thing - getting back into reality is another
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| Coming out from the cinema |
What’s your greatest surprise in life?
WENDY: I always get my greatest surprises everytime I come out from the cinema. Facing the real world is such a surprise and it mostly takes me an hour to get used to my normal life.
Who can be charmed by a farting machine
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| Benny is trying to please his teacher |
Do you like your teacher?
BENNY: Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!
I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.
Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.
She has probably no sense of humor.
The grass might be greener somewhere else
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| Nadja the cook wants to be a bartender |
What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?
NADJA: First I was a nurse but I wanted to be a cook. Now I'm a cook and I want to be a bartender. And I'm sure that when I am a bartender I want to be something else, maybe a flight attendant.
So maybe I should stay a cook...
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