Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Street surveys. Show all posts

War makes me so angry I could kill!

Sketch by Artmagenta
Street Survey
What makes you really angry?



PATRICIA:  War makes me angry. Seeing all this meaningless killing on the news makes me really angry.

- So angry I could go to war!

A mouse can sneak in anywhere and listen and watch

A sneaking mouse is a caricature cartoon by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Jenifer wants to sneak around

Street Survey
If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be? 

JENIFER:  I would be a mouse. I want to be a little mouse that can sneak in anywhere and listen and watch.


I just love the Zebra stripes


Street Survey
If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

GERD:  No question about it - I would be a Zebra.

- I just love the Zebra stripes! I'd look wonderful as a Zebra.

How to skip the terrible cold of winter

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be?

EBBA:  I would be a brown bear. Think of all the winter when you just lay down and sleep until spring.

-Just skipping the terrible cold of winter


We eat in restaurants all days this week

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

JUDITH:  Oops, that's not a fair question right now! But my freezer is full...

- We eat in restaurants all days this week We have a very complicated schedule.


I want to be the princess kissing frogs

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you could be any character in fiction whom would you be?

JOANNA:   I never thought of that. Maybe a princess or something...

- O yes, I'll be that princess kissing frogs to find the transformed prince!


She makes a lot of people laugh

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are


IRENE:   I don't think anyone else laughs as much as I do, and I  make a lot of other people laugh too.

- When people finished their laughing, they usually say I'm weird. So let's say I'm wierd 4.


I have to go to sleep before Arthur starts snoring.

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
Are you a morning person or an evening person?

ANIKA:  I'm an evening peron. I just love to stay up as long as possible.

- But my husband Arthur is snoring so I have to go to sleep before he starts snoring. That forces me to be a morning person!!!


I think it had something to do with hormones

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are?


ANN:  Our teacher went crazy the other day and called us all weird.

-Why?  - Well, I think it had something to do with hormones. Anyway she would have put us all highest on that scale. 10!


Dogs poop makes me angry

Caricature by ArtMagenta.com about dogs poop
Street Survey
What makes you really angry?
- When our dog Bernie pees on the carpet it makes me sad, but when he poops on the carpet then I am pissed!

- So that's my answer. Dogs poop makes me angry!


Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers

Caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I would have a Siberian cat and I would call it Tigger.

- I've heard that Siberians can be safe for many allergy sufferers.


We should have bought a real pig instead of a guinea pig

Caricature by ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I bought a guinea pig to Charlotte, but after just one week she got tired of it.

- We should have bought a real pig instead - a miniature pig. It could have the same name as the guinea pig: Bubba.


Pilots fall asleep during flight

Sleeping pilots is a cartoon by digital artist and illustrator Artmagenta
A survey shows that pilots often fall asleep during flight


Street Survey
Are you a night owl or an early bird?

HENRY: That is a diffucult question for us pilots. I would say, that is more a question of altitudes.

When the plane is more than 25,000 feet above sea level I always fall asleep, but once we go below 25,000 feet I automatically wake up. The sleep / wakeup altitude can vary from pilot to pilot.

And I can guarantee that it is absolutely safe. There's no way that I accidently can access any of the instruments during my sleep.


That wasn't a baby boom


Women in labour is a sketch by artist and illustrator Artmagenta
Jennifer in a Chinese hospital
Jennifer was on holliday in China and broke her arm


Street Survey
Tells us about an astonishing event in your life.

JENNIFER:  - I was in China, slipped on a banana peel and broke my arm and was hospitalized to get the arm in plaster. There was a long queue, at least 20 other people had broken arms or legs and had to be plastered.

But the biggest surprise was the queue with all the women who needed help to give birth on that day -  hundreds of women in labour, and yet there is a one-child policy in China!

Do you like cats?

Thelma. Sketch from ArtMagenta.com

Street Survey
Do you like cats?



THELMA:  Oh no! 
The cat scratched me with his claws all the time this morning... but I still love my cat Coulson!

Do you like cats?



Street Survey
Do you like cats?




BEATRICE:  I have a cat, Sylvester, that I love above all.

- But my husband hates it - it pees in his bed ..



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I would like to be a king cobra

Caricature from ArtMagenta
Alicia don't fear snakes
STREET SURVEY:
If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be?



ALICIA:   I'm one of few women who likes snakes.

-I would like to be a cobra, not a spitting cobra but a king cobra.



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Nicole Kidman could impersonate me perfect

Cartoon, caricature from ArtMagenta.com

STREET SURVEY:
If Hollywood made a movie about your life whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?



MARIANNE:  I think Nicole Kidman would be a perfect me...


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They call me Tinkerbell

Cartoon, caricature from ArtMagenta
Jessica likes Peter Pan and Tinkerbell

STREET SURVEY:
If you could be any character in fiction whom would you be?


JESSICA:  When I was very young I was very small and called Tinkerbell.

- This has influenced me and I feel like Tinkerbell in Peter Pan, so that's he character I would be.

They have everything under control from above.

Cartoon, caricature from ArtMagenta.com
Karin wants to be giraffe

STREET SURVEY:
If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be?


KARIN:   Giraffes are magnificent animals with their long necks. They have everything under control from above. And they move so majestically.

- Yes, a giraffe, I would be.




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