Showing posts with label People. Show all posts
Showing posts with label People. Show all posts
Music can drive you crazy
Oscar has a restaurant. It's a very popular restuarant and the food is real good. But Oscar has a problem with his employees - they don't stay very long and Oscar cannot understand why. During the12 hours the restuarant is open, they play Scott Joplins "The Entertainer", over and over again.
- It's a kind of trade mark, says Oscar.
- It is terror! says his employees.
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Less Coffee, more Espresso!
Bente starts every day with an espresso, and she ends the day with an espresso.
- It's beneficial to your health, she says.
- But isn't espresso the rocket fuel version of coffee?
- On the contrary. Espresso is made by forcing a small amount of hot water through coffee quickly to extract the great coffee flavor and strongest antioxidant properties, stopping before you begin breaking down the oils and over-extracting the caffeine.
- So less coffee, more espresso.
- Yepp
- It's beneficial to your health, she says.
- But isn't espresso the rocket fuel version of coffee?
- On the contrary. Espresso is made by forcing a small amount of hot water through coffee quickly to extract the great coffee flavor and strongest antioxidant properties, stopping before you begin breaking down the oils and over-extracting the caffeine.
- So less coffee, more espresso.
- Yepp
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Pancakes are good
Bugs can invade your mind
Elvira "Lovebug" |
But Elvira's great interest is insects! On her spare time she collects bugs, wasps, butterflies. She kills the insects by puting them in a jar with ethyl acetate, then mounts them on a pin. Elvira has got hundreds of boxes with pin mounted insects. And she loves to watch them. Her friends call her Elvira Lovebug.
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The singing dentist
The singing dentist |
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Hey, the guy is killing Bugs Bunny!
LOS ANGELES Arthur works for a company with pest control. Arthur is specialized in shooting rabbits in cities. He visits the city at night and kills feral rabbits using an air rifle. This is not a harmless mission, many city residents hates Arthurs hunting and would rather have him executed than the rabbits.
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The mayor's wife becomes a burden
John was elected to mayor last year. Shortly after that he met Agnes, a 30 year old blonde and 30 years younger than him. John discovered that Agnes was interested in him, and Agnes saw a fine future in John. There was suddenly an oportunity for both of them. John proposed marriage to Agnes and they married.
Well - you probably know there is a lot of "blonde jokes" out there, all of them false ofcourse. But when it comes to Agnes these jokes fit in very well....
So the bottomline reads: John won't be reelected to mayor!
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Well - you probably know there is a lot of "blonde jokes" out there, all of them false ofcourse. But when it comes to Agnes these jokes fit in very well....
So the bottomline reads: John won't be reelected to mayor!
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Collection of conductor's batons
Carl is a good conductor. He travels all over the world and directs symphony orchestras. He travels with just hand luggage, but then has a problem with his conductor's baton wich to the flight personnel is considered a possible weapon and is not allowed as hand luggage.
So nowadays Carl will not bring his conductor's buton but buys a new one at each performance site. When the performance is over he sends home the baton with mail. He has now got a considerable collection of conductor's batons at home.
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So nowadays Carl will not bring his conductor's buton but buys a new one at each performance site. When the performance is over he sends home the baton with mail. He has now got a considerable collection of conductor's batons at home.
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The postman
The postman |
You are not the only one that takes him for a retired postman, in fact that is what everybody in the region calls him - the postman.
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Coffee breaks are very important
Some years ago Eva was smoking and often took small breaks from her work to go smoke a cigarette. She consumed 10-15 cigarettes during work hours. In these days she has stopped smoking, but still has up to ten coffee breaks during her working day. Eva thinks she has a mental need for those small breaks.
Golf woman
Laura is considered the most accomplished English female golfer of modern times. Laura's talent is natural and her great power comes with little practice. No practice rounds and yet she wins the tournaments. Also her readiness to take risks makes her a difficult competitor.
Laura has always had an interest in gambling being a former bookmaker's assistant and her interest has led to her becoming a racehorse owner.
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Handwritten letters
Elin writing a letter |
When the letter is written she scans it to her PC and sends it by email...
The postman IS dead.
Modern witchcraft
Margretha is a witch of modern times. She doesn't fly on a broom nor does she cook some magical soup on herbs and frog legs.
But she can cast a spell and they are never good spells!
She looks very nice and timid, but do not be fooled. You do not want to have disagreements with her!
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Being on time
Fiona preparing herself to be late |
Being on time is a big problem for Fiona. She has a wrist watch, a clock in a necklace and even a mobile phone with all facilities to alert at specified times. But this doesn't help Fiona, because she has a mental aversion to being on time.
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