Respect your horses

Many horse owners don't show ther animals respect. No other animals can have names like horses. Just take look on this list found the internet:

• Chosen by Asker
• GiveMeMoreMoney
• Gotta Pee
• Hoof Hearted
• Horsing Around
• LookBehindYou
• Onewaytickettothegluefactory
• Really Fast Horse
• Scott Mills
• Shergars missing foot
• Shouldabeenaclown
• Showemtheway
• Take A Wiz
• Ucandoit

Latest Horse Name News:

Treating a talking parrot that has a bad vocabulary

Talking parrot

Barbara promised her elder brother Olle to take care of his parrot Polly, while he himself went on holiday for a fortnight. This happened two years ago.

Olle has still not taken back his parrot Polly.

Barbara think it is only right that she now  keeps Polly as her own but she  has to get Polly a better vocabulary.

Polly's favorite expression is currently:
-Hi baby, what's under your panties?

Latest Parrot News:

Chicken is best supporting actress

Mavis and Boris in training

 

Boris is a good actor, but he has a memory problem which means that he must train a lot more than his colleagues to cope with the dialogues in a play.
None of his colleagues is in the mood to put up all time that Boris requires for his rehearsals.
But Boris has fixed his own solution.
He trains at home with proud chicken Mavis as a counterpart.

Read the latest news about actor's training

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A lap horse instead of a lapdog

Dagny and her pet horse

Dagny wanted a pet as a gift on her birthday.

But when she as a gift was offered to take over her grandchild's pony horse, everything went totally wrong.

Too small to ride and too big as a lapdog.

Read the latest news about pet horses

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the starting blocks

Here they are, not yet in the starting blocks, but very soon: the reindeers to carry Christmas gifts to children all over the world. And in just 24 hours! Well, some countries get a head starting late on Christmas Eve, so it will be about 36 hours then.

Now the line-up:

1. Dasher
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Vixen
5. Comet
6. Cupid
7. Donner
8. Blitzen
9. the head that lights up in the darkness, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

I'm a slim pig

- I'm a slim pig. There is not much point in killing me. If you want to slaughter a pig, please find a real one with lots of meat on it. Your rotisserie can do without me!

Latest Pig News:

Filip the falcon

Filip the falcon is a proud father of four small young birds. His first paternity.
Filip's father was a trained captive falcon used in falconry. He finally escaped and has taught Filip to avoid humans at any price.

Sketchbook on iPhone

Migration problems

Kaj the jackdaw was born this summer. He has a decision to make about to migrate or not. Some of his sisters and brothers will migrate late in the autumn but some will stay at their place of birth throughout the winter. Tough decision.

The ugly duckling

Old mother goose had 7 goslings. The pike took three of her kids. The heron took  two and the herring gull took the sixth litle gosling. Now Benjamin is her only gosling that is left. She tells Benjamin the story about the "ugly duckling" that finally turned out to be a most beatiful swan.
- You are my "ugly gosling" that nobody will have for food and finally you will grow up to be the most handsome goose male in the world!

Ivar the seagull

For ten years Ivar has been following fishingboat Elsa on her fishing tours, This year Elsa's owner, fisherman Jonas, retired and the boat was cut up.
Every morning Ivar is crying out his dispair and sorrow.

Sketchbook on iPhone

Latest Seagull News:

Finch-duck

That is an odd beak for that sort of bird. It reminds me of someone else. Yeah, this bird is some kind of crossbreed between a finch and Donald Duck. But it looks much nicer than Donald. Not at all that violent temper, more like a nice guy. I think I'll use this pic as a background for my iPhone.
Duck-finch....