We should have bought a real pig instead of a guinea pig

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If you would have a new pet, what would it be and what would you call it?

- I bought a guinea pig to Charlotte, but after just one week she got tired of it.

- We should have bought a real pig instead - a miniature pig. It could have the same name as the guinea pig: Bubba.