Why the game of golf can be so traumatic

Picking up the golf ball, caricature by Artmagenta.
Dorothy likes playing golf,
but she is afraid of crocodiles.
Bad combination?




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What is your most common dream?


DOROTHY:  Every night before a round of golf, I dream that we can't find my golf ball. After a while of searching, we look in the golf hole. And there it is! Hole in one!

When I bend down to pick up the ball from the hole, out pops a gigantic crocodile and swallows me!

How do you interpret that?

Nowadays I always ask someone else to pick up my golf ball.