I'll give you the horoscope you like

Horoscope is a sketch by illustrator ArtmagentaBodil is an astrologer with an internet site where you can buy her predictions on your future and destiny based on your birthdate. This is a skill she has developed from many years of reading horoscopes  in different magazines. These horoscopes were all so fuzzy that you could never say they were wrong. Or right.
And this is the tradition that Bodil carries on.