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| The chameleon Chubby is close to bursting in front of a Picasso |
How do you train your pet?
MARY-BETH: Some people train their pets to obedience. I don't. I want my chameleon to develop his talents, and his best talent is his sense for colors.
Therefore I take Chubby to various art museums and let him study the colors from the best of the best artists. Chubby favors Rubens, the old artists have dusky and easily imitated color scales. Modern artists with plenty of contrasting colors in their pictures are difficult for Chubby.
A Picasso gives Chubby a nervous breakdown.
