How to get up early in the mornings

Emily dressed for job

What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?


EMILY: I am very tired in the mornings so therefore I have a good trick to get started. I'm leaving right out of bed on a jog.

One problem: When you're so tired, there are no guarantees of normal behavior. Two times I have forgotten to dress into jogging suit and have been running dressed in my nightgown. On the other hand it has been a very popular event for people in the morning rush.

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He sipped on the same cup of coffee for five years

Coffee tastes good when it's raining

You are a couple. How did you meet?


Nick: One day five years ago Nadja was waiting for the bus in pouring rain. She did not even have an umbrella. I passed her with my car, I stopped and offered to drive her home.

NADJA: I accepted and he drove me to my appartment. I offered him a cup of coffee.

Apparently he has not yet drunk that coffee. Five years later he is still here in my appartment, sipping on the coffee!

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A scaring marriage

Ellen, Freddy and Pluto

You are a couple. How did you meet?


ELLEN: Freddy is my brother's friend and he was terribly afraid of dogs. He was epecially afraid of my brother's dog Pluto.

One day two years ago, Pluto scared Freddy who then escaped by locking himself into the bathroom. There he sat five hours later when I got home to my brother. Freddy was crying with fear.

I saved Freddy, and Freddy was eternally grateful to me. So grateful that he proposed to me.

Freddy and Pluto are now friends. Freddy and I are married.

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How donut sniffing dogs can help you from obesity problems

Marion training her dog Fido

Are you planning to start a diet?


MARION:  I am on a very special diet.
I love donuts and I think if could just stop eating them my obesity problems would be over. I'm training my dog to help me quit the donuts. Just like the drug police and customs have dogs that help them find drugs, I am now training Fido to find my donuts. And when he has found the donuts, he eats them which results in no donuts left for me! It's brilliant!

We've been training for two months now and Fido is making some progress, but still I find the donuts before him. Yummy!

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A weekend with Jessica outperforms everything

Jessica's weekends are just something

What makes you really angry?


JESSICA: When my boyfriend calls and says that this weekend he has to work. Then I become holy pissed and ends the relationship immediately.
If a guy gets the idea that there is something that surpasses a weekend with me, then something is wrong.

To hell with him.

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Special diets can give you nightmares

Bea still feels like a rabbit

What is your most common dream?

BEA:  Every morning just before I wake up, I dream that I am a little rabbit that sits out on a field and eat vegetables. Suddenly comes a fox who catches me in his jaws, carry me home to his den where he barbecues me over an open fire.

I think I got this dream when I started my vegetable diet.

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How to find your wife through an estate agent

Meg and Cliff fell in love

You are a couple. How did you meet?

CLIFF:  I met Meg for the first time when I should buy a house. We both wanted to have the same house. In the bidding through real estate agent, I finally won.

Meg phoned me and said that I would not get the house so easily. It was her dream house and she had found it first!

MEG: So, I decided that the negotiations were not finished and simply moved into the house.

CLIFF: I discovered that despite her stuborn behavior, Meg was a charming girl. So I let her stay and a year later we got married. I got myself a new house an a new wife.

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How to choose a car with love

Emma sitting in her car

What car do you drive, and why ?

EMMA:  I drive this small car. - What brand? I don't know, I call it Herb an Herb is red.
I did chose Herb for his beautiful red color and I really love him!

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How long can a normal person sleep every night?

William needs a lot of sleep

Are you a night owl or an early bird?

WILLIAM:  Hmmm... Don't you have any other birds to choose from? Like a bird that goes to bed early AND wakes up very late in the mornings?

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Hope never abandons man

Are you a morning person or an evening person?


HEIDI: Every morning for the last ten years I have made myself a promise that from tomorrow I will be a morning person and get out of bed as soon as my alarm clock goes off.

I know I will succeed one day.

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The constant courting makes ​​her suspicious

Theo wooing Sara

You are a couple. How did you meet?

THEO:  We have been together for 20 years now and I woo Sarah every day like a rooster woos his hen. She gets her breakfast in bed, I drive her to work, I am phoning her every two hours, she receives flowers every Wednesday and Saturday ...

SARA: I'm still not sure he doesn't do so because of bad conscience.

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Why is it so difficult to find a correct self image?

Agnes is soooo fat.

Are you planning to start a diet?

AGNES:  All my friends go on slimming diets, there must be something wrong with me who doesn't. Perhaps am I fatter than I can see. Improper self image?

 Yes! Definitely! You are right! I have to start a diet now.

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Who needs speed dating?

Going for a holiday together

You are a couple. How did you meet?

MONICA:  We met at a coffee shop. I was going to refill my coffee cup and collided with Henry. The coffee splashed, not Henry or me, but on another of the cafe guests. Henry and I helped the old man we splashed coffee on and we had such a good working relationship and felt almost like a couple.

HENRY: Monica has such beautiful eyes, I immediately fell in love with her and in the following conversation we really found each other.

MONICA: Five minutes later we had agreed on going for a holiday together. And that's it.

When we met? Ten minutes ago at this cafe ...

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Sometimes you regret your question

Henry is embarrassed

You are a couple, how did you meet?

SOPHIA:  Henry, you and me met 16 years ago and you wanted to marry me...

I said yes, but you still haven't married me!!??

How a vegetable market can bring joy into your life

Albert and Linn at their favorite meeting place.
The vegetable shop.

You are a couple. How did you meet?

LINN:  We met 40 years ago at a vegetable market. I worked there as a salesman and Albert delivered goods.

That particular day, Albert and I accidentally were locked in the store when it closed in the evening.

That night I taught Albert all about vegetables and after that, Albert taught me all about love.

Since that night we are a couple and we love to explore different vegetable markets together.

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Rise and shine, the moon is up

She is a human night owl

Are you a morning person or an evening person?


MELANIE: A very difficult question. I work night shifts and get out of bed 8 PM and go to bed at noon, and in that way I have worked for 4 years.
So I really do not know if I am a morning or night person.
Weekends are difficult, not to get out of my daily rhythm, I must be a night owl, also on weekends.

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Please help Pia with her mysterious dream

Pia in the street, still dressed

What is your most common dream?

PIA:  Almost every night I dream that I just like superman throw off my clothes in the middle of the street (I know supeman changed clothes in a phone booth, but I can't find one these days).

I then run frantically around in just my panties, looking for somewhere to hide. But there's nowhere to hide and people are staring frightened at me all the time.

I did ask a shrink what this dream means, but he just smiled mysteriously.

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Shrimp stopped dieting

Nina as thin and as normal.
Same girl, different weight

Are you planning to start a diet?

NINA:  A year ago I was thin as a shrimp, and thats in fact what people called me: Shrimp.  I was anorexic and totally unaware that I was so thin. I ate almost nothing because I thought I was too fat.

Now I am normalized - and I don't plan to start a diet to lose weight.

But people still call me Shrimp!

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Eating dogs is not a good habit

Victoria fears dogs

If you had to be a breed of dog, what type of dog would you be?

VICTORIA: When I was a little girl, I was bitten by a dog. Since then, I fear dogs and I hate dogs.

So believe me or not, but I would like to be a big, angry saliva dripping dog that attacks all other dogs and eat them.

Pooh, what a relieving thought.

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Some people are busy feeding others

Amanda thinking of feeding herself

What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?

AMANDA: The very first thing I do when I wake up is to feed my aquarium fish, then I give the cat some food, go out and feed the chickens, give Fido, the dog, some food, then I wake my husband and give him breakfast, then the customers care coming to my cafe and I give them food.

So this is the first thing I do every morning and then every hour the rest of the day: I feed people (and animals)

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