Flies have a strategy for being annoying.

A fly on the nose

What annoys you the most?

HEDVIG: For me flies are the most annoying creatures in the world. I think they have a strategy for being annoying.

What terrifies me most is when they are creeping into my nose.

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Sometimes difference matters a lot

Agnes and Irene, daughter and mother.
Whichever.

What annoys you the most?



AGNES the daughter:  When I go out with my mother, people cannot tell who is the daughter and who is the mother. That annoys me!

IRENE the mother:  When I go out with my daughter and people say that I am the mother, THAT annoys me....

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How to get close using a blanket

William and Mona met on an aircraft

You are a couple. How did you meet?


WILLIAM:   Four years ago, I crossed the Atlantic in a Boeing 747. During the night it was terrible cold on the plane, but I was saved by a flight attendant, Mona, who gave me a warm blanket. I was so grateful and overwhelmed her with compliments.

Mona, the flight attendant, answered:
- I can come to your home every night and tuck you in with a warm blanket.

And so she did ...

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Ability to enter into a fiction is one thing - getting back into reality is another

Coming out from the cinema

What’s your greatest surprise in life?

WENDY: I always get my greatest surprises everytime I come out from the cinema.  Facing the real world is such a surprise and it mostly takes me an hour to get used  to my normal life.

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Reciting habits can be annoying

Jenny is reciting Shakespeare - as always...

What annoys you the most?


ABIGAIL: My good friend Jane has a habit of reciting Shakespeare at all situations. I'm not embarrassed on her account but it really annoys me!

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Who can be charmed by a farting machine

Benny is trying to please his teacher

Do you like your teacher?

BENNY:   Yes, I like my teacher, but she does not like me!

I've tried the apple trick, but she said that was too cheap.

Maybe I went too far that time when I placed a farting machine under her chair. Everyone in the class thought it was funny, but not the teacher.

She has probably no sense of humor.

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Some pets never get a name

The cat

 
What would be the name of your next pet?

MIA:    Right now we have a cat that is ten years old. We haven't yet been able to name this cat so I can definitely not give you a name suggestion for my NEXT cat....

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Getting enough energy can be a problem

Anita is exhausted today

 
Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?

ANITA:     I do not think I have enough energy today to give you an answer to that question. Please ask someone else.

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Can you really skip sleeping?

Bella has no use for a bed

Are you a night owl or an early riser?

BELLA:  I don't think I want to go to sleep ever. I prefer staying awake 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

What does that make me? Early riser or night owl?

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The grass might be greener somewhere else

Nadja the cook wants to be a bartender

What profession would you choose today if you could choose freely?


NADJA:   First I was a nurse but I wanted to be a cook. Now I'm a cook and I want to be a bartender. And I'm sure that when I am a bartender I want to be something else, maybe a flight attendant.

So maybe I should stay a cook...

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The chef has a revenge

Bertie has a revenge for all his dissatisfied customers

What are you going to do when you retire? 

BERTIE THE CHEF: When I'm retired I'll just cook for myself and my cat. Everybody else may as well just starve or eat crap.

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No night owl gets the sun going

Are you a night owl or an early riser?

PENELOPE:  I'm an early riser, getting up 5 o'clock in the morning! They say I'm the one that gets the sun going.

When are you considered to be old?

When are you considered to be old?

ELSIE:  Ha, there is no such thing as old! I feel  I'm getting younger for every second, every minute, every hour in my young life!

- Believing is achieving!

Do you get more stressed with increasing age?

Do you get more stressed with increasing age?

INGA:   I have never known the true meaning of the word "stressed". I have never experienced stress and I also hope to avoid it in future!

Do you often use diets to lose weight?

Do you often use diets to lose weight?


ADA:  I'd use anything to lose weight. Diet, physical training, yoga, meditation, acupuncture, Chinese snake oil....

- Mostly I use all those methods at the same time...

When are you considered to be old?

When are you considered to be old?



JOSEFIN: If you have a younger sister you are always oldest.

- And that IS important!

Who makes the important decisions in your family?

Who makes the important decisions in your family?


ANITA:   My older brother - and that makes me angry!

Do you or your husband drive to work?

Do you or your husband drive to work? 



GERTRUD:  We both do.
- Whoever comes out first will take the big car and the last person takes the mini car.

-We always have a race in the mornings...

Read the latest news about car racing

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Do you like cats?

Do you like cats?


- Of all possible pets I wish I had a cat.
- My best friend's cat ate Minnie, one of my two canaries. So for Oscar's sake I won't get a cat...

When are you considered to be old?

When are you considered to be old?


HILDA:   My mother always told me that when you loose your last tooth - then you are old.
- I went old ten years ago...

Read the latest news about your first tooth:

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